If she survived the terrors of an older brother that hurled pumpkins at innocent babies, she must be a pretty smart chick! If I recall, you also sprayed hair spray in her face and, when she started screaming bloody murder, told your parents that she did it to herself. The memory of being held down on the kitchen table to have eye drops put in her eyes as a result of said spraying is one she still recalls to this day! Though I do believe she got you back sufficiently when an older sister taught her the best place to kick an unsuspecting brother and suggested she practice on you!

As for the dent, I think you are confused. The square depression on YOUR forehead is from your face plant into the butt end of a radiator! Help me remember, was that before or after you put the embroidery scissors in your mouth and then tripped and fell on your face? Do we really need to argue which one is the more brain damaged, Radiator Boy?